Funniest Beer Koozies
We all know that the general purpose of a beer koozie is to keep your beer cold for longer periods of time. But what if you could also be the life and soul of the party? With a funny beer koozie, you not only keep your beer cold, but you also get some conversations going!
Yeah, you read right… We have compiled the coolest beer koozies out there just for you:
Follow the doctor’s instructions and drink your beer! This beer koozie will fit regular cans and bottles, the inside is lined with foam. You can buy it here.
Beer Koozies with Pockets for your Cigarettes, Lighter and Phone:
We may be biased here as we are the manufacturers of these beer koozies. But we truly believe it is one of the best coolies out there.
Why? The material is 3mm Neoprene (not cheap foam) so the cold will be locked in longer. Additionally, who doesn’t want to store everything important in one place: beer, cigarettes, lighter, phone and more things that you can imagine. In case you are wondering, we have for both can and bottle.
Practical AND Funny Beer Koozie!
Do you feel like boozing in the shower? So we thought. This beer koozie easily sticks in the wall of the shower and holds your beer, it won’t keep it colder but it is a little sacrifice to bring your beer with you all the time.
Sneaking in beer somewhere? We got you. This collapsible coffee cup holds regular cans and when not in use it can be stored or carried easily. You can buy it here.
So what is your favorite? You need to be ready for summer!
Best Growlers for Beer Geeks
A beer growler is a glass, ceramic, or stainless steel jug used to transport draft beer. They are commonly sold at breweries and brewpubs as a means to sell take-out craft beer. Rarely, beers are bottled in growlers for retail sale.
Types of Beer Growlers
Glass Beer Growlers:
This is the most popular type of growler, and the cheapest one. Our top choice is the 2 Liter Amber Growler with metal handle. We do recommend an amber growler as it will prevent damage to your beer from UV rays or sun exposure.
The see-through characteristic of glass growlers makes the process of filling easier and you can always see how much you have left when you drink, plus our best choice has a convenient handle. However, you should take into account that these are fragile compared to the next type of growlers.
Stainless Steel Beer Growlers:
Stainless Steel growlers will keep your beer colder for longer periods of time and will endure adverse circumstances such as drops, sun, UV rays, temperature, among others. If you are planning to get a growler for camping, hiking, hunting, or out for a party our choice is the Stanley Vacuum Insulated Growler. This growler maintains beer cold for 24 hours!
If you are a beer pro and would like a Stainless Steel Growler that will keep your beer carbonated for 2 weeks, with variable pressure regulation, and easy dispensing definitively you should go with the uKeg 64 Pressurized Growler. It is worth the money if you are serious about your craft beer and should last a lifetime!
Ceramic Beer Growlers:
Ceramic growlers are more difficult to find, and therefore more expensive than a regular growler. Additionally, they tend to be heavier and prone to break, if you decide to go for a ceramic growler bear in mind that it will be harder to clean and carry around. On the other hand, you will have a piece of art in your hands if you get the Ceramic Stoneware Weatherworn Cannonball Beer Growler – 64 oz.
Not ready for brewing your own beer yet? Check out our beer coolies for cans or bottles. Both available on Amazon.com and Amazon.ca.
The Best Coolies Around are at Chuggie Co.
The Best Coolies Around Are At Chuggie Co.
There’s no doubt in our minds that we’ve got the best coolies on the market. Chuggie Co.’s product line is made to keep your beverage cold and your hands comfortable. Our soft to the touch coolies are made with durable, 3mm neoprene, yet are so flexible in shape that you can throw a few in your glove box on the way to the next party or in your back pocket before you hit up your friend’s barbecue.
Once you take our coolies out for a spin, you will see why they are the best coolies around. We’ve engineered them for efficiency and, sure, we’ve heard that they are less than sophisticated, but we like to think that we have got the best coolies because they are so damn resourceful.
Gaze in wonder at our product, knowing that you won’t need to worry about having full hands again; our coolie comes with two pockets made to keep their cigarettes, lighter, cell phone, or ID in one place. Part of the appeal of these game-changing coolie is that you will be hearing all sorts of things from your obviously very jealous friends.
So buy a few to share with your friends and get ready to hear some of the following reactions about these, the best coolies on the planet.
The “Life Has Changed” Reaction
For some of your friends, life is a party. Chuggie Co.’s beer holders make that life more than just easy and free, but absolutely possible. Once they have a sip of their beer from one of these coolies you’ll be hearing:
- “It’s an item that holds my life.”
- “GAMECHANGER. This is a game changer.”
- “What a time to be alive.”
- “Now I can hold my cigs and beer in one hand? Welcome to the future.”
The “Hot Mess” Reaction
Our beer coolies are more than good looking, their utilitarian in design makes them perfect for those of you who just can’t keep yourselves together. Constantly losing your phone, keys, and cigarettes? Not anymore.
- “Finally, someone understands the struggle”
- “I need one of these for when I fall asleep on the subway. For some reason, people don’t like when you drop a drink all over them.”
- “I’d never lose my stuff… Cuz I never lose my beer! I need this in my life!”
The Self-Indulgent Reaction
We’ve all those friends who are all about their own happiness, not that there is anything wrong with that! In fact, this slightly hedonistic outlook on life is just what makes them SO. DAMN. FUN. Chuggie Co.’s pocketed neoprene coolies are perfect for those friends who are always finding the best parties to crash and the best coolies to bring with them. Reactions from these wild kids range from mild to severe and are sure to impress.
- “I want two! Double fisting has never been this intense.”
- “You’ve never seen breakfast carried this way.”
- “I want this. I know I don’t need it, but I need it.”
- “Oh my God! Why don’t I have this in my hand yet?”
The Analytical Reaction
Our beer coolies are unique for their efficient design and those engineering types among us are more than happy to point this out. We know that a beer coolie with a pocket means less stuff to carry and more fun to be had.
- “I could save so much space in my bra.”
- “So we never lose our cigarettes again while drunk.”
- “I’m buying it as I would love not having to carry your shit anymore.”
The Obvious Reaction
As the type of people who call it like it is, we can say that we’ve mustered all of our redneck brilliance to create these wonders of modern science. Tacky? Maybe. Habit forming? Probably. But, we’re not ashamed. We’ve heard the obvious judgments of our products already!
- “This is a white trash starter pack…”
- “Your koozies are 100% redneck.”
- “This is the ultimate redneck survival kit.”
Our beer coolies are made with your lifestyle in mind, and we are ready to get you out partying with your crew and showing off your excellent tastes. This is the last coolie you will ever need, it’s going to turn heads wherever you take it. We suggest getting your will in place because your family will fight over this when you’re dead.
Wherever you are off to, people will have something to say about Chugie Co.’s creation. Whether their opinions are right or wrong doesn’t matter. You already have everything you need.
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Wholesale Neoprene Coolies to Specialty Foam
Wholesale Neoprene Coolies To Specialty Foam
Whether you’re looking for wholesale neoprene coolies to something special with a twist, a beer coolie purchase is a score for party-goers everywhere. Made of foam or neoprene, beer coolies are designed to keep your beverage chilled longer and your hands comfortably sweat free. A beer coolie is perfect for when you’re out by the campfire or listening to outdoor music with your friends. Styles are endless, from cute and quirky, to functional and comfortable, and we like to think our quality neoprene coolies are the best of all.
Yet, there are hundreds of coolies to choose from, and if you’re about to make a purchase online, who is to say you’ll be happy with what you order once it arrives? To break it down, we here at Chuggie Co., have got a quick explanation of your beer coolie options.
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Foam or Neoprene: What’s the Point?
The purpose of a can coolie is having something to keep your beer cold and hands comfortable, so as long as your beer coolie can do that then all is well, right? We don’t think so. Coolies come in all shapes, sizes, and styles, some made for beer bottles alone, others are functional to a fault. We like to think that our wholesale neoprene coolies embrace function and form in all the right ways, but more on that later.
• Foam Beer Coolies are the most ubiquitous coolies available. They’re cheap to make, often cheap to purchase, and usually come printed with cute, funny, and even raunchy sayings. When screen printer to please, foam beer coolies are great conversation starters, ranging from raunchy to political in hundreds of ways.
The downside to these foam beer can coolies? While they are inexpensive, that is usually because they are cheaply made. They fall apart easily, especially if you have pets (or children) who like to chew the soft, squishy material. Foam beer coolies are also difficult to travel with, their shape being rigid and likely to break with bending.
If traveling light is important to you, you may be more interested in a beer coolie of softer, more flexible material like our collapsible neoprene beer coolie.
• Neoprene Beer Coolies are known for their ability to withstand damage easily. Neoprene is a durable yet soft material made to bend and flex while keeping your beverage cold. Neoprene comes in a variety of thicknesses but works best at about 3 mm in thickness. Any thinner and your beer may stay warm longer and any thicker and your wholesale neoprene coolies aren’t as conveniently collapsible.
Neoprene coolies are often tall and zipped for convenient beer bottle storage or shorter and thin for everyday beer can use. Neoprene coolies won’t rip apart like their foam counterparts and are much easier to pack and take around with you. When choosing your beer coolies, take a good look at online images of its quality, to make sure that you’re getting what you pay for. Stitching should be uniform and clean and thick enough to hold together the tough material.
Choosing a Functional Wholesale Neoprene Beer Coolie
Our soft yet sturdy neoprene is 3 mm in thickness, making it easy to throw in your back pocket or purse before you head out to meet friends at an outdoor concert or the middle of nowhere. Never worry about having full hands again because our coolie comes with two pockets made to keep your cigarettes, lighter, lipstick, or phone perfectly safe and snug. It keeps your hands comfortable while keeping your beer from getting far too warm when you aren’t in the mood to pound your drink. Yeah, we’ve heard that our product is a little bit trashy, we like to think that our beer can coolies are just resourceful.
Oh, did we mention that our beer coolie comes in fantastic color options? Whether you want to stand out with our bright pink and blue colors or blend in with the black or camo option, you’ll still make quite a stir in the crowd. Our product is always a crowd favorite, so users beware: you’ll be letting all your friends know where they can buy their very own.
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If you are on the look-out for a gift, a well-made neoprene beer coolie is the perfect item for letting your friends know that you appreciate them and that it’s time to party. Your best friends are well-rounded, fun-loving people. Show them by that you appreciate that part of them by getting them top of the line beer coolies at a reasonable price from our shop. At Chuggie Co., while we keep our prices should cheap, we think that the quality of our wholesale neoprene coolies show-up the rest of the competition.