How To Play Mustache Drinking Game With Rules

Mustache Drinking Game – Even Your Perma-Stoned BFF Will Get It

We all have “one of those friends” who’s nearer and dearer to our hearts than anyone else on God’s green earth, but they’re just kind of… Ditzy? Doesn’t Pay Attention? Not the Sharpest Crayon in the Box? Well, we’ve got great news: you don’t have to dread explaining new, fun drinking games to him/her. The Mustache Drinking Game is such an easy drinking game, your perma-stoned bestie will be able to understand it!

How To Play Mustache Drinking Game With Rules
Even your permanently stoned bestie will understand the rules.

Mustache Drinking Game Equipment:

All you need to play is a TV, at least one fake mustache, some friends, and drinks. If you want to go the basic route, you can color a mustache on a piece of paper and cut it out. Although there’s nothing wrong with doing it that way, our favorite thing to do is order a cheap pack of 10 sticky mustaches.

The 5 Basic Steps to Play the Mustache Drinking Game

Easy Drinking Games for Adults

  1. Stick the mustache anywhere on the screen of the TV.
  2. Start the Movie/TV show. (Any show or movie will do)
  3. Every time someone’s face on the screen appears to have a mustache, everyone drinks.
  4. If the person on the screen already has a mustache, everyone drinks twice.
  5. If one of the players is sporting a genuine mustache, he must drink one shot more than his friends every time.

And wallah – that’s it! Perhaps the best casual drinking game of all time. Endlessly entertaining and completely mindless.

How To Play Mustache Drinking Game With Rules:
Game Play Variations

Mustache Drinking Game Variation #1 – “Hats”

In this variation, you turn the drinking up a notch. Either stick fake hats on the screen, or place a real hat on top of the TV set.

How To Play Mustache Drinking Game With Rules Variations

Mustache Drinking Game Variation #2 – “Eyelashes”

Get a pack of ultra-cheap false eyelashes. The principle is the same as with the hats and mustaches, only you’ve thrown eyelashes into the mix.

Mustache Drinking Game Variation #3 – Getting in the Holiday Spirit

In this twist on How To Play Mustache Drinking Game With Rules, you get to use your creativity to make the objects and movies correspond with the holiday.

How To Play Mustache Drinking Game With Rules

For example:

Those are only a few examples. Have fun inventing new variations to the Mr. Mustache Drinking Game!

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How To Play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game With Rules


Players: 2+ | Type: Movie | Drink: Any | Good Times: 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉


 

How To Play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game With Rules:

How To Play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game: Overview

Lamenting the end of the holidays? We know – January is perhaps the toughest months of the year. There’s that dip from the holiday cheer and no holidays involving candy and presents. But we have just the drinking card game to lift your spirits! You can keep the holiday spirit going strong by learning How To Play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game.

How To Play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game: Equipment

Drink of your choice
The movie “The National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”
Santa Hat (optional)
Paper/Marker

How To Play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation The Drinking Game

Everyone should try to get into the Christmas mindset. We suggest drinking spiked eggnog and playing Christmas music while players are getting settled in. If you have a fireplace, build a fire… you get the idea. Make it as Christmas-y as you want!

Start playing the movie once everyone’s ready. Drink about 1oz each time you drink and take a swig whenever:

·         The swimming pool is talked about.

·         Clark has donned a sports-related article of clothing.

·         Ellen calls Clark by a pet name.

·         Someone’s wearing an ugly sweater.

·         A hair piece appears on screen.

·         Clark’s bonus is talked about.

·         Cousin Eddie annoys Clark.

·         Clark puts others at risk in his quest for the perfect Christmas.

·         A person or pet messes with the Griswold Christmas Tree.

·         A calendar door is opened.

·         Clark has an awkward moment.

·         Someone calls Rusty “Rus.” Take two drinks if they yell it.

·         Clark has the super intense “crazy eyes.”

·         Every time the neighbors grumble.

·         Cousin Eddie says something that’s just plain weird.

·         Aunt Bethany appears on screen. Take an extra drink if she speaks.

·         Mary shows up on screen.

·         There is singing, Christmas bells, or holiday music playing in the background.

·         Todd and Margo’s stuff get ruined…by Clark.

·         A new family member/s shows up at the Griswold’s home.

If you’re playing with a slightly competitive group, create a list of the rules and put them in plain sight of everyone for easy referencing. This is a social movie drinking game, so the focus is to have fun. But we get it – sometimes the fun is in the competition.

How To Play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game: Gameplay Variations 

Those are the basics. If you think you’re ready to intensify The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game (The movie’s intense, so why not make the game a little crazier?), add these extras:
 
Shitter’s Full- Players must shout “Shitter’s Full!!” if they need to leave to use the bathroom. If they forget, they have to chug their entire drink once they return.

Russ!- At any point during the game, a player can point at a another play and say “Russ!” If the other player doesn’t say “I’m right here, Dad”, they have to take a drink.

Power Grid- Each player must finish their entire drink when Clark pulls down the power grid.

Penalty Drink- Any player caught not drinking according to the rules has to down the rest of their beer/eggnog/wine/etc.

Drink Mirroring- Oh, movie drinking games. So many opportunities to hardcore drink. Players must finish their drink each time a character finishes their drink.

Frank Shirley Rule- The first player to shout “Get me somebody! And get me somebody while I’m waiting!” as soon as Frank Shirley shows up on screen for the first time gets to tell a player of their choosing to finish their drink.

Knock Knock- The player who beats all others to the punchline and, while using the exact gestures as in the movie, says “Knock on the door, peek in” dolls out two drinks to other players.

Santa Hat- The Santa hat gets passed around as an added twist in this movie drinking game! Players who forget to drink have to wear the hat until it gets passed on to another player. Players who misquote any line from the movie also must wear it. The person wearing the Santa hat at the end of the movie must chug their entire drink.

Drink responsibly. You’ll keep yourself and others safe by doing so. Plus, the more responsibly you drink, the sooner you’ll be able to play another movie drinking game.

How To Play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game: Final Thoughts

Now that you know how to play The Ultimate National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Drinking Game, get some friends/family members together, pick up some egg nog from the store, wear some ugly sweaters, and get to it!

We’re always interested in hearing about your experience with drinking games – it’s always hilarious and inspired us to play the games we write about. Leave us a comment to fill us in!

Cheers!

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How To Play The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game With Rules


Players: 2+ | Type: Movie | Drink: Any | Good Times: 😉 😉 😉 😉


 

How To Play The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game With Rules:

 How To Play The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game: Overview

How To Play The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game is the game for you if you’re tired of spending lonely nights at home alone, drinking. (We just couldn’t resist that somewhat pathetic – er, genius – play on words.) The Home Alone movies are classics, still being quoted nearly two decades later, and here’s your opportunity to drink while you revisit an old favorite.

How To Play The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game: Equipment

Home Alone Movies
Drinks
Tequila with Salt and Lime

How To Play The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game

You guessed it, put that movie in and press the play button. Everybody should have their drinks ready at this point, but we know you don’t need any prompting for that. As you watch the movie, you need to drink whenever something from the following list happens. Sometimes it’s something that only happens once, and sometimes…it just keeps happening repeatedly. Lights, camera, start drinking:

·         When Kevin first appears on screen.

·         When Kevin discusses his hygiene habits and uses the phrase “all major crevices.” (Just please don’t use this phrase when you’re older and trying to seduce the ladies, Kevin.)

·         When Kevin screams. (Even if it’s been years since you’ve seen the movie, the scream when Kevin puts on aftershave is probably still etched permanently in your brain…it’s certainly our most vivid memory!)

·         When Harry and Davis are actually fooled by Kevin’s pretend people are “dancing” behind the window.

·         Whenever Kevin says “I don’t think so.”

·         When Hope Davis tries to talk with a French accent. (Oh, honey. We applaud your attempts, but taking on new accents just isn’t working for you.)

·         When it finally dawns on you that, while Kevin may be cute, he may be a sociopath. He seems to have no shortage of intricately devised methods of hurting people.

·         Fuller’s bed-wetting problem is referred to. Give him a break, guys.

·         When it becomes obvious that Kevin’s parents should expect a visit from Child Protective Services. (For real. They left their youngest child at home. How did they not notice this when they were boarding a plane with their students?)

·         When Harry shouts at Marv.

·         Every time a trap of Kevin’s realistically would have incapacitated Marv and Harry, but somehow, they keep on going.

·         Everytime Mrs. McCallister barters to get home.

·         You hear swearing. Of any kind, from anyone. This is a PG movie, though, so don’t expect the worst from the crass words list. “Hell” and “ass” totally count as swears.)

·         Drink twice whenever Kevin swears at a family member.

·         Take five drinks when Buzz crams a whole piece of pizza into his mouth. Nobody wants to see that.

·         Kevin is frightened by “Old Man Marley.” Drink 5 times when he learns that this gentle old man is actually nobody to be scared of.

·         Whenever Marv and Harry get drunk.

·         Drink for the duration of Marv’s high pitch screams.

·         Whenever Marv hurts Harry or vice versa.

·         When “Angels with Filthy Souls” is played.

·         You have the joy of watching Buzz’s tarantula make its debut.

·         When Kevin talks to himself.

How To Play The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game: Gameplay Variations 

Those are the basics. But you really should “go big or go home” and add some, if not all, of these extra rules.

Tequila shots- Take a shot of Tequila when Buzz talks about “Old Man Marley’s” seasonal mummification of sprinkling salt while he shovels. You’ve got to drink this with SALT and lime.
Nostalgia-
Every time a player says something to the effect of “I remember this part!”, they have to take five drinks. We get it, you fondly remember watching this film as a child. We all do.
Terror-
Take five drinks when Kevin must face “The Evil Furnace.” That scene was terrifying.

How To Play The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game: Final Thoughts

If anyone around the age of the McAllister family is around you, don’t let them drink – responsibility is always important when it comes to drinking. Just tell them that when they’re 21, they can drink to their hearts’ content, and you’ll have so many drinking games to teach them.

The Quintessential Home Alone Drinking Game is one of our favorites, because Home Alone is just such a good movie – they just don’t make quality family films like this these days.

Let us know in the comment box either during or after the gameplay, because we want to hear how it went! We’re especially interested in any new variations you game up with. Relax, drink up, and enjoy the show.

Cheers!

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How To Play, Embrace the Dysfunction, Stepbrothers The Drinking Game, With Rules:


Players: 2+ | Type: Movie | Drink: Any | Good Times: 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉


 

How To Play, Embrace the Dysfunction, Stepbrothers The Drinking Game, With Rules:

How To Play, Embrace The Dysfunction, Stepbrothers The Drinking Game: Overview

You’ve probably noticed by now that Chuggie loves tv and movie drinking games. What can we say? We like vegging out on the couch and drinking…and it’s so much fun when we get to turn it into a drinking game. So far we’ve played South Park The Drinking Game, Walking Dead The Drinking Game, and NHL The Drinking Game. But the list wouldn’t be complete without Stepbrothers. We’re really excited to tell you about How To Play, Embrace the Dysfunction, Stepbrothers The Drinking Game because, well, Will Ferrell and John Reilly are two of the funniest actors alive today. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

How To Play, Embrace The Dysfunction, Stepbrothers The Drinking Game: Equipment


Any type of drink
The movie “Stepbrothers”

How To Play, Embrace The Dysfunction, Stepbrothers The Drinking Game

Make sure there’s plenty of beer/wine/booze for everyone. One drink equals 1oz. Then, drink every time:

  • Alice’s love for Dale is referred to.
  • Someone says “Shit!”
  • The boys test their boundaries.
  • Any character uses the word “cinnamon.”
  • You see a cameo.
  • Derek’s wife hits on Dale.
  • You hear “Fancy Sauce.”
  • A boat appears on screen.
  • “Curly headed fuck” is said.
  • Anyone says “Doback.”
  • You hear “step brothers” spoken in any context.
  • You hear “Catalina Wine Mixer.” Take two drinks if your drink of choice happens to be wine.
  • Brennan or Dale yell at their parents. Two drinks when Dale says “Dad, I’m doing this because I love you. Fuck you.”
  • You see a character sleepwalking.
  • Someone tumbles down the stairs.
  • You see a Hustler magazine.
  • You notice a Wookie mask.
  • Anyone is physically injured.
  • Someone says “Pow!”
  • Robert Doback gets annoyed.
  • Anyone’s musical talents are show or discussed.
  • The step brothers threaten one another.
  • Dale whines about his food.
  • You hear “mangina.”
  • Dale or Brennan fib.
  • Dale and Brennan’s parents curse. (We get where they’re coming from. Their sons are intense.)
  • When the credits roll, finish your drink.
  • Dale Doback says “Haha, that’s so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur!”

How To Play, Embrace the Dysfunction, Stepbrothers The Drinking Game: Gameplay Variations

Embrace the Dysfunction 2.0- 

Take five pulls of your drink when:

  • Dale licks dog shit.
  • You think Will Ferrell or John Reilly are adlibbing.
  • Any character’s name is said.
  • You hear the word “fuck.”

Drink nonstop for the duration of these scenes:

  • When Brennan puts his Nut Sack on Dale’s Drum Set
  • Dale’s fart-filled interview.
  • Alice’s dream sequence.
  • Brennan’s therapist’s dream sequence.
  • The credits roll.

This 2.0 version will get you wasted, that’s for sure. Of course, drinking responsibly and making sure nobody under the age of 21 is drinking is always important.

Bathroom- This is a classic movie drinking game add-on, but come on. It’s so perfect for this kind of game. Players must take a pull of your drink before and after each trip to the bathroom.

Party Foul- Take a shot every time someone catches you forgetting to drink. Maintain constant vigilance to see when they screw up so you can dish out a penalty drink. (Although this may be hard to do, since Step Brothers is so hilarious that you’ll be distracted by the constant antics.)

Dumb Questions- Remember those teachers who said “there’s no such thing as a dumb question”? That’s not the case in this game. Anytime a player asks about a rule or what just happened in the movie, they’ve got to take a nice big gulp of their drink.

How To Play, Embrace the Dysfunction, Stepbrothers The Drinking Game: Final Thoughts

A word of advice: don’t play this movie drinking game in the presence of, for example, your mother-in-law or a crush who makes you blush easily. This is a pretty crass movie. Talk about awkward. Although, we suppose the more you drink the more relaxed you’ll all become…time for a family reunion?

And if you watch this with your blended family (if you have one), it might hit close to home or at least bring about an open conversation about the family dynamics. You don’t need a family therapist when you have a movie drinking game to bond you together.

Now that you’ve read the rules, stop reading and start drinking already! Make some popcorn, grab some extra pillows, and get ready for a little movie/alcohol therapy. We love our readers and we want to hear from you, so leave a comment with any tips or other variations of Embrace The Dysfunction, Stepbrothers the Drinking Game.

Cheers!

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How To Play The Zoolander Drinking Game: Ridiculously Good Looking Rules


Players: 2+ | Type: Social | Drink: Any | Good Times: 😉 😉 😉


 

How To Play Zoolander Drinking Game: Overview

The Zoolander Drinking Game is a movie based drinking game that’s great for large or small groups.

This quotable comedy classic is great to watch anytime, and enjoying it with your favorite drink is a guaranteed recipe for a great night!

This is a social game, so you don’t need to keep wondering what the score is. In fact, the only thing you’ll have to wonder about is if there’s anything more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking.

Zoolander Drinking Game: Equipment

Zoolander on DVD or online
A cocktail that’s the essence of wetness

How To Play Zoolander Drinking Game: The Rules

Since Zoolander has a lot of humor based on making faces, the most basic version of this game involves taking a drink whenever a character does a “Blue Steel” or other signature look.

However, there’s plenty more to the movie, so if you’re looking to switch it up, we have some suggestions.

In order to play the game, follow the rules below:

-Take a sip every time the name of a look is mentioned
-Drink whenever someone has their photo taken
-Take a sip each time Derek mispronounces a word
-Do a shot out of respect after the fateful gasoline fight
-Take a drink of mixer every time someone says “model”
-Drink whenever someone says “ball”, “balls”, “ballstein” or some variety
-Take a sip whenever you see Derek’s cell phone
-Finish your drink to feel like you’re on crazy pills when you hear that line
-Take a sip whenever Mugatu yells at someone
-Drink for every celebrity cameo
-Take a sip if when someone walks down a runway
-Drink along to “Relax” when it plays
-Take a sip when people are talking about how good looking Hansel is
-Drink when Derek asks “what is this?” about the model
-Take a sip every time Matilda is critical of models/modeling
-Chug some mixer to support children who can’t read good at the end

Since this version can be pretty intense, make sure to drink plenty of water and eat throughout the game. Alternately, you can skip some of the suggested drinking prompts (it is a social game rather than competitive, after all!) Stay safe and remember that there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking!

Zoolander Drinking Game Variations

Now that you’ve got the rules down here’s a few fun ways to play!
Walk-Off- Anyone wishing to compete must say so during this scene. Everyone competing must chug an entire drink, then do their best Blue Steel. Non-competing spectators choose a winner, and the loser (or losers) must drink.
Messages- Everyone pulls out their phones to see who has the most notifications and/or unread texts during the message machine scene. Whoever has a bit above average(the most in the group), wins and gets to make everyone else drink.
Get Loco- Finish your drinks every time Mugatu says “loco”. This really ups the intensity of the game, so proceed with caution.

Zoolander Drinking Game Final Thoughts

Now that you’ve gotten a chance to play the Zoolander Drinking Game for yourself, feel free to leave us a comment and let us know how you liked it, what you drank with it, and whether you’d play again!

Got a favorite character you like to drink along with or a better way to play? We’d love to hear about it! If you’ve created your own style or added house rules to the game let us know and if they’re worthy we’ll shout you out and add it to our variations section!

Cheers!